Should You Own a Gun?

1. How do you respond when someone cuts you off in traffic?

A. Curse, flip them off, forget it B. Imagine revenge but chill C. Follow them home D. Blackout rage drive

2. You hear a bump in the night. First move?

A. Turn on the light B. Yell “Who’s there?” C. Grab a frying pan D. Fire into the darkness

3. When you're depressed or anxious, you...

A. Talk it out B. Cry and scroll C. Bottle it up D. Go to a dark place

4. How’s your memory?

A. Sharp B. Decent C. Forgetful D. Forgot I had a cat

5. Paranoia level?

A. Chill B. Reasonable C. Trust no one D. Microwave is spying

6. Drink or use substances?

A. Sober B. Social use C. Party hard D. Married a bong

7. Why do you want a gun?

A. Protection B. Power trip C. It’s pink D. For the *vibes*